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She likes Simcity? Prime waifu material right there.

What kind of sick fuck would think wasabi sauce would make a good ice cream flavor?

Call me crazy but shouldn't there be a hand rail along that ledge there? Pretty sure falling from that height onto the concrete walkway below would do one Hell of a number on someone.

And then they fucked

That's no way to get ahead in life

Watch that last step, it's a doozy!

I've electrocuted myself a couple of times but I'm pretty sure I never came from doing so.

Waking up next to a naked woman in a magical fantasy world ain't really special. Happens every time I go out drinking.

Just get a damn prescription for trazidone our ambient or some shit. Guarantee that'd knock him out.

Protip: avoiding phishing sites is easy. Just use common sense. If you get a PM like this: It's pretty obvious that you shouldn't be clicking that shady looking link.

Some people hug pillows in their sleep, some people hug body pillows in their sleep, and some people hug dildos in their sleep.

@xines You just read a manga where a zombified gymnast finger fucks a dude's asshole and jacks him off while doing gymnastics. Would you really be able to take a series like that seriously even without the britbong slang?

Page 5 I hate when characters do this. Like what makes him so sure the dude doesn't have a back up weapon? What makes him so sure the guy doesn't have some kind of retard strength and can pull the bowstring back faster than your average dude? For an intelligent dude he's pretty short sighted.

@Kefkabot For some people when they're feeling a bit stiff they just want to crack a cold one.

THICC

Can't say I blame Tomi for wanting to break up with his girlfriend. That is one fucking toxic relationship.

Why the Hell is sense- I mean Onee-san here?

@DementedSurgeon That's basically why I don't mind Chillock's meme translations. It seems like he generally does it for shit series nobody would ever care about. Just look at R402 for example. Take away the britbong slang and what are you left with? A really fucking lame series about a bunch of...

@Ryomi B-b-but it's ruining muh immersion! Getting immersed in a series about zombie hookers is serious business!

Oi bruv how many squids do these blokes charge per bong for a go with these stiff luvs?