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totally thought that was N.A.S.A.-kun on the cover

I know it's silly to pretend this is supposed to be cosmic horror, but what kind of lame-ass take on a Lovecraftian deity can't resurrect the dead? That's bush-league stuff even minor mortal sorcerers can do. Human minds and souls can be destroyed and recreated as easily as human bodies can...

Chinchillas live mostly in treeless areas; nothing to swing from. She's probably a Binturong or something else from the civet family-- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binturong-- or else a cuscus or other possum-- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_cuscus. Pretty much all of those smell like...

Protip for the real world: if your friends think you're gay but you think you just have gynophobia, your friends are probably right.

Gigantor had to reach across Spectacles' entire body to smush into her boob like that. Any jury in the world would convict.

This will all be resolved when ponytail bro realizes he doesn't want to date the gal, he just wants to be a gal

@kantha, @RangTime I think Tadano's also very conscious of all the other ways you can like someone. He knows he's popular now, if popularity is suitably defined. Classmates find him friendly and approachable. The girls in the class like to tease him and practice romantic moves like...

"...so this is poison..." "Don't worry! I've granted you resistance to poison!" "Ah! I no longer feel the poison! You bastard, using poison on me...." "What?! You've resisted my poison? Impossible! Well, I'll just have to use a stronger poison!" "POISON!?!? ...will you be all right??"...

@banjomarx My friend, I have read the entire "Left Behind" series. I am a diamond-hard M when it comes to reading shitty literature.

Protip as a teacher: adjusting your student's hair with your elbow will not actually keep you out of trouble, especially if you're alone in your classroom. Don't touch! If the hair gets wet, it gets wet.

"the face she makes when she bears with the pain for the sake of her boyfriend" suuuuuuuuuuuuuuupervillain

Heroine on truth shrooms: "I love you...but I'm also super-jealous and hate being in a harem." MC on truth shrooms: "I love you...and also I think you're really really really pretty. In conclusion, I love you." Readers: "Wait, how does that that resolve or even acknowledge her problem with...

Chion looked at Gen loading that straw and thought "I can bounce a quarter off that"

So that's what a Grey looks like with hair and fake tits. I always wondered.

Yamada just enrolled herself into Ichikawa's obedience class before he even knew he was running one. The girl is sophisticated.

Oh, and if your hamburger had raw lettuce and tomato on it, it started out with mold in the first place. Not a lot of mold, hopefully, but it's there.

@Abedeus That's because hamburgers are only good for a couple of hours after cooking. Any naturally-grown food, like a piece of fruit, is gonna have some mold on it. Just rinse and eat and you're fine. And for aged foods like cheese and cured meat and wine and soy sauce, the right mold can...

She is such a chad. "Everyone catches his eye. Make him only look at you."

Gen braves teh vir0s and claims his territory.

Guys, it's obviously not a talking womb or vagina if it needs to pee. That would just be silly. It's a talking bladder.