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Phylogeny recapitulates ontogeny. AKA like parents, like child.

@Tomas28 That explains his lack of attack magic. Apparently, in this world fetal alcohol syndrome can cause magical deficiency, as opposed to miscarriage, neurological development, visual impairment, failure to thrive, or any of the other awful disorders that can happen due to drinking while...

Short pissed-off guys with beards? Heck yeah! Dwarves are awesome. "We have beards, and axes, and beards! And, we invented booze." /opens beer bottle with his teeth/ --Tordek, Dwarf, D&D PHB PSA part 16 - D&Debate 2

The MC's accidental takedown of the viscount works as a way to screw with pretty much anyone. Go up to them and ask, "Have you been crying? Is it because of your hair?"

Exactly. She and the MC are pretty much the Rule 63 versions of each other. They're both lazy indulgent idiots with no qualms about using the people of their domain. The main difference is that her luck came early (has attack magic, inherited a seaside resort) whereas the MC's luck came later in...

It looks like the mangaka only remembered that the MC condones and owns slaves about 3/4ths of the way through this chapter.

Because screw the ocean's ecology. Take that, stupid ocean. @SalvySaroj It's weird, right? This manga is almost like anti-fanservice. Even in the (mandatory) beach chapter--with tentacoo wape, no less--it didn't get any more fanservice-y than rather modest swimwear. Rather than the...

Pervert-kun monster is peeping at them. It's the ocean, which means it's probably an octopus. I've read enough #ahem# to know where this is going.

Return of the cow bomb Pervert Dragon: "It tastes like burning."

That "hold your ass" comment from the duke seems to have awakened something dark in the little maid. From context, I'm guessing that they don't make use out of any part of a monster's body. It's already been mentioned a few times that humans can't or won't eat monster meat, and we've seen no...

Cow bomb

Dammit, Natsu! This was that lady's one chance to get isekaied. Now she'll never get OP magic and be the MC.

Getting all manhandly right in front of the biggest kingdom-smashing mama's boy isn't a very good plan. It only gets worse for the creep because the MC now has a higher feudal rank than he does.

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Gim-san is Best Girl Dwarf.

In today's lesson at the magical academy, we learn to never get into a magical dick-waving contest with someone who can magically summon any dick he can draw... who used to draw hentai dicks for a living.

He's carrying a spellbook and looks like he has a low charisma. He's no sorcerer; that's just some 1D4 hit point wizard. Anthony has a wind summon, and should be able to take him out with a stiff breeze. /dies from 1D4 breeze damage/

Commoners psyching themselves up before the match: "I think I can I think I can I think I can." Commoners when they get to the field: "Aw... fuck." Alistair: "I suddenly remembered, I'm the big brother." Proceeds to remind little brother of that classic power dynamic

Valerie: "Bye-bye, boys! Miracle Max: Have fun storming the castle!" Valerie: "Think it'll work?" Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle." Both: "Bye-bye!"