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You snooze, you lose.

"Please stand by, death will be with you shortly." 🎵[Upbeat hold music]🎵

New Dark Lord is staking out a Domain.

I'll put my arcade token down on: "He's about to chapter-and-verse the Student Handbook line that forbids dueling in classrooms."

With normal ants, wings usually means "young queens on mating flights." Double plus ungood.

Kim Chul: "One! Two! Three--" Jin-Woo: "Four....Let's not have a Hunter War"

The Wild Hunt is on.

Oh god, she's feeding him people. (okay, yeah, I guess that's been the case for several chapters, I only just realized it now.)

I can't help but think you're making huge assumptions about the biology and metabolism of a two-headed, fire breathing, magical reptile, weather girl.

"Isn't that black magic?" "Just watch." "You didn't answer my question--" "There, now just make sure that he soaks in formaldehyde at least once a month." "Could you please answer the question?" "No." "Okay. Good. Wait, was that 'No, it's not black magic,' or 'No, I won't answer your question?"...

Female lead is a vampire, but the supporting cast contains monster girls of many varieties.

Not horrible at all. You just put an Elf in the Elf Press and squeeze out all the juice. Then you bake the remains to make the crackers. Well, unless you don't like eating Elves for some reason.

"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough."

Admit it, you only went to help him because he's so damn handsome.

I'll put my arcade token on "This high end rare tiem aphrodisiac has only managed to make Suzu slightly more horny than she routinely gets, and she's fully in control of her faculties and is working on keeping the guy distracted long enough for help to arrive, when the smart villain play would...

I mean, she did tell him it was poison before he even left the room. Of the ways he could have found out it was poison, that is probably the least harmful one.

"A keen sense of hearing" is definitely something I've never heard when people talk about snakes.

The thing is: There is no enforcement mechanism at all for Rodcourte's side of the deal if Kanata succeeds. If Rodcourte decides to renege and strip Kanata's memories and push his soul back into the reincarnation cycle to randomly (or deliberately) become a bug or a plant or something, Kanata...

Demon King: "If they can help each other, it will strengthen the organization. Also, I ship them. Hm. Need to update the Employee Handbook."