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Those security guards really tried to shoot him in the back for stealing literal trash. Must be American

My guy, what were you expecting? Did you not read the description?

I was not expecting those mushrooms to become so plot-relevant

Yo, did they just... Not tell his mum? He went to see the mysterious noble that came to visit and never came home, she must be worried sick

Literally beat the hell out of her

Counterpoint: I don't think the kingdom really will suffer all that much if he dies. He doesn't grow food or build houses, he bosses people around and he doesn't even do it directly. They can all still do their jobs and keep the country running without him. Basically what I'm saying is it's...

So the weekly monster attacks are now just an odd local weather pattern. Cloudy With a Chance of Eyeballs

He wants to help the town financially? Did he forget he's rich now? Between the metal lizard, the coke royalties, and all the quest rewards, he could probably find most of the reconstruction by himself

Bro clipped his swords hotbox into the monsters body so it registers a hit on every frame

Mylene, don't you have a job? Surely you have more important things to be doing right now

How do they know the disease doesn't affect children as much? Have they been sending children to work in the coal mines?

You move 16 tons, And what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter don't you call, 'Cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store

This guy isn't nearly spiteful enough. Those people made your first life hell, and now you get a second cha ce you decide to give them exactly what they wanted all along? Shoulda refused to pick any sword at all, just to make a point

Man so hot he makes a male lizard flustered

I'm surprised it took so long for Evantale to be exposed, considering how he did not hesitate to attack his daughter and her husband in public

If I had a nickel for every noble that pulled a surprise switcheroo at their engagement announcement in this chapter, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Finally, a fantasy story that doesn't start with an irrelevant isekai origin that never actually affects the story!

Would make sense, considering the mum apparently managed to dump her alone in a forest on the other side of the world without her knowing how it happened

I can confirm that skewering someone with a living tree is not a polite way to decline their invitation to dance

For city that doesn't allow giants, they sure do have some giant-sized gates