GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
BL-ASS TIMING FOR THE BL-ASS BULLSHIT!
Vast oversimplification:
My wife saw my face on Twitter, turned gay, we exchanged a few replies and whatnot, she slipped into my DMs, and we were married 3 months later.
6.5 years together.
Sometimes shit just happens all at once.
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