Search results

Lol, heroin makes your brain small. It would have been more effective as an anti-drug PSA if they said it made something else small.

Throwing away a chance to add to his harem? What kind of isekai MC is he?

Leaving their bodies in the swamp would indeed be a waste. Have you ever had fried lizardman tail? Delicious.

It's a shame that 'as expected' only counts as one square, or this chapter could have won Isekai Bingo just with that alone.

Aww, they made each other's little tails wag.

He makes her cry, twice, in short succession, and then doesn't even let her be the one to kill Shaltear. This is Albedo's worst day ever.

Today's lesson, class, is that getting all gropey can lead to a bad time. Keep your hands to yourself, even if those are fake (according to Albedo, at least).

Taking the phrase 'staring daggers at someone' entirely too literally.

Senseless undead-on-undead violence

Holy knight, swordsman, priest, assassin, ninja, necromancer, cook, and blacksmith: 🎵 "One of these things is not like the others..."

It would have been more badassed to just brush off the guy wanting to see his face. Druid: "I would like to see the face of the man I'll be travelling with." Mr New Name Every Chapter: "That's understandable... So when are we leaving on this job?"

"Kali ma! Kali ma!"

You know what would taste really good with that dish? Sweet and sour fairy meat.

I can't really blame the fairy-eater. According to the Hackmaster game, and the game Fairy Meat (both by Kenzer Co) fairies are delicious.

Fairy leader Rowen: "We don't mean to be rude, but we're totally cool with being hella racist."

I thought everyone knew you should never call a golem fat. Them's fighting words.

That wasn't 'pure water' that the guard found: it was laced with LSD.

What an adorable little serial killer.

To paraphrase Tywin Lannister, "Any man who must say, 'I am the level 47 leader' is no true leader."

Did they give him booze? I bet they gave the king booze.