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What? Just live there for free, like some kind of freeloader? Some proud knight she turned out to be. It's obvious that she's from the Other World because being a freeloader is the most shameful thing one can be in Japanese society. Even muggers are more respected because they at least have some...

This is when the MC knocks her unconscious with a magical anesthetic technique called 'big stick upside her idiot head'. "Whelp, I guess this one's still delirious from her ordeal. We'll have to tie her down for her own safety while we administer more medicinal beatings."

While its unfortunate that it doesn't look like this is ever going to get a continuation, I'm not going to miss the gigantic end pages. I'm all for reminding us to support the creators, crediting the translators, et cetera, but that doesn't involve triple-digit font sizes. If you make gigantic...

It just has a temporary one: TRN854. Temporary Reality Numbers aren't all bad, though; Gwenpool's original world never got more than that. In a superior alternate reality to ours (which I still say is 38119 and not 1218, because have you seen the cartoon crap in the news these past several...

What is the proper plural of Spider-Man? Is it Spider-Mans, Spider-Men, Spiders-Man, or what? Exactly. This Spider-Man doesn't even have a flying car with missiles and machine guns. He's clearly as fake as Yu.

I was rather expecting the Purple Man. His MO is to watch from the sidelines, often rocking a trench coat, while his puppets perform his perverted purple plays. Yu are Spider-Man

Oh, yeah, Emma is totally gay. Nobody expects the Carnage-quisition!

🎵 I'm looking for this man To sell pics of Spider-Man Sell pics of Spider-Man At ten times his price at least

Yu certainly has Parker's 'sucking at life' aspect down pat. Third base! They're New Yorkers: they don't want to get involved. Also, of course Spider-Man uses a taxi, even if he had a car in New York, where would he park it?

The thought of smearing jam over grilled meat seems pretty strange to me. I was about to search for recipes that might have both of these, then realised that an Internet search including both 'jam' and 'meat' wouldn't produce any appetising images.

There's no such thing as a free wife. That reminds me of this story: One day the First Sergeant called every soldier in the battery to formation. He then went down the lines, telling each and every man--directly to each man's face--how they looked like the sort of man who would pay for sex...

MC: "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" ~~~ Half-Dressed Imp Leader: "I'll use the sealed scroll." [reading] "And Saint Attila raised the hand...

Imps: "Tell the leader of this town to open the gate!" MC: "Tell the leader of the imps that she forgot to finish getting dressed, and her boobs are hanging out. We're not opening the door for some crazy person in their underwear."

Dawww

"And the winner is... ...Wendy, with her Chewbacca mask." I wonder if Miraijin A realises that they made the villain more relatable than the MC, by like, a lot.

There aren't too many MCs whose reaction to running into dragon-types is annoyance. And the penalty for annoying the MC is brutal death.

Eat all your veggies, kids, and you, too, can pokevolve into somebody cool someday.

Butt-head: "Those orc chicks were topless. Uh, huh huh. What a bunch of sluts."

Is 'Liu Manor' more properly 'Liu Asylum'? Not only does it kind of look like Arkham, but they aren't letting Yueying have laces for her shoes, and that Tang girl is very clearly wearing a modified straitjacket.

"Dormammu, I've come to bargain."