I mean, it is never impossible to win in a war, just that it is impossible if they fought conventionally. Asymmetrical Warfare is their only choice at this point, or surrender.
Eyyy, Yasuko's saved! Though a Mob character narrating what's happening in the market at a totally-not-twitch streaming site or a blog would be interesting still.
You know what, make them date in a power plant, make her blush, place a spinning bar for her to hold unto and plug that in a turbine Hook that turbine to the grid and we'll meet our carbon emissions reduction goals within seconds.