@daywithoutgames It's less dangerous than you'd think. Tires aren't that springy, they mostly just absorb the force of the hammer blow without sending a shock into your hands.
Well they couldn't have ended the unofficial translations on a better note if they wanted people to continue reading the official version. Well maybe if he'd actually been faking sleep and heard her confession...
@Kittypony weird ass-adventure is right!
@SuperOniichan It's one of those things back before the Internet became all pervasive and all fetishes became global. The most recent reference to German scat porn I've seen is in the South Park Movie - and that's 20 years old (fuuuuccckkkkk!).
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