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Lmao She upset the stans.

Spirit bomb, except with yen. He could probably trade dungeon clears in foreign countries for farmed materials and money too.

So basically, Hayate is a mutant. If you're gonna go that far, why not just say the next tier only unlocks after every celebrity is rescued? Or make an intermission 2.5 dungeon where the goddess descends to talk to people directly.

....I'm not sure how true that is. Like, I don't think a martial artist would be able to perfectly predict their own moves from a year ago. They'd be able to predict a pattern, but not like...practically precognitive foresight. Hayate is still just a maniac.

10K-kun commentating from the hospital was funny. The goddess should really take a page out of Jesus's book and walk among humans for a while. At the very least, she should get a basic understanding of how humans work. We're lucky Hayate is a maniac. At equal skill and unequal stats, he's on...

This entire rich family are a bunch of stereotypes, but of them all, I think I like dad the most. Bro just wants to gossip-fawn over his daughter.

....Huh. Was the dev being taken by the goddess/dying why the 4-sword style got removed?

We should probably hold programmer guy at least a little more accountable too. The goddess is just stupid, but he's just callous. Celebrities, huh? I guess that'll kinda motivate people. Feels like we shouldn't reward this behaviour though. ...What does "getting someone as a reward" mean here...

She should really consider polling the players or something instead. I don't care too much about the girl. She's cute and sweet, but also just kinda inserted there. Of course the real world will start trying to plunder the dungeons for resources.

Goofy ass goddess. I love it. She would definitely shitpost in her free time. I also dig the "just because you were a nerd who knows the game doesn't mean you'll thrive IDIOT." You'd have to be some kind of stupid maniac that trains in real life to get good at gameplay. That also means he's...

Bro is just experimenting with game mechanics, man. How...old is the MC at this point? I feel like he should start thinking about having an heir. Or at least some people should start thinking about it for him. He could always adopt one of his kids, but excessive favoritism is bad. Man. Imagine...

As far as ignorant MCs go, this has been a funny one. Bro is just making small talk and someow that topples kingdoms. What a gift. Good for them. ...How long has he been sitting on that? Or was it just another lucky coincidence?

So this game is deffo pay2win, yeah?

This is the sort of thing I think about when I say harems aren't practical. It's a huge investment of time and energy just to maintain one relationship, so how tf does someone manage multiple intimate relations? Anyway, good luck, Ichi. You're not trash, you're just a dumb kid trying to...

Huggable, perhaps. But also incredible bully fodder.

Using a corrupt noble's experience with shady dealings, huh?

Next, you kiss him. Or I guess you could take the swimsuit off. Low difficulty is making him carry it back. High difficulty is showing him what's underneath.

She thinks she's a villainess, but the villagers just treat her as an adorable fantasizing mascot. Yeah, it's fair for a prince concerned about that stuff to jump right in.

Chunni brainrot to the max. Smart people are sometimes really dumb. Well, it worked out for her so I guess we can't complain. The stage is set. We'll come back to bring that house to ruin later, but for now let's focus on some kingdom building with overpowered low-class magic. Mom is like her...

If Villainess Isekai have taught me anything, it's that saintesses are nation-ruining calamities.