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CATCH ME AGAIN, DADDY!

how cold was it that you snuggle up to a guy in armor?

So, Shitboot clearly has some unresolved trauma, but his absolute lack of empathy or patience is disconcerting. i can in some ways understand and accept the former, but the latter doesn't make much sense to me. Then, again, apparently his primary "negotiating" tactic is to act out violently...

@crackkid - I think this earned a Wholesomeness Exception to the handholding, honestly.

Timeskip - FETHING FINALLY

Tiny Marshall is best - I want one. 😍

@wynnmore - I'd consider cursing a child with a Death Touch to be several kilometers removed from the line between "Understandable Fuckie-wuckies" and "Evil," yes.

all it took was observing her swordplay for five minutes to realize how deeply you fethed up? Seriously?! Y'all must've been trying to ignore what benefit she could bring your family, just in terms of political marriage, fething hell...

She's a right Disney Princess, in't she?

I think we know she meant, "Daddy." ANYWAY - was hoping to see someone burst in on them, and frankly surprised it didn't happen. She must've been screaming before Hades got there, so even if you're charitable, that has to look bad from the outside.

I wanna know who/what she used as a decoy - that was fething brilliant.

Holy shit, Rowan - bet your conniving ass you're dead if Selene figures you out. Selene: Uh, you shouldn't torture people to get confe.... Ignis: *utter confusion* Selene: never mind.

Shige was a bro - thanks, shopping street uncle. ;_; I want more helpful ghosts, dangit!

@omebude18 - yeah, that's pretty much how i see it. Edmond even had the "brilliant" idea of having Alan be the caster of the hex, so on the slim chance Douglas could break it, Alan would receive the rebound.

Okay, so, I hate the prince now - the way he treated a loyal subordinate, who was only acting as he saw fit (talking about the Count here), whilst he was fucking around the guy's territory without permission and endangering his daughter, is stupid. That he's being a horn dog with Punisher's Rule...

Wow, the Punisher would tell her to chill. 🤣 I know the Count is being set up as a skeevy noble type, but everything he's done shows he has a good head on his shoulder with regards to his role. He's willing to risk temporary disdain from his peers to properly greet a war hero being honored by...

i like the princess. It makes sense that she assumes she'd be given away in a political marriage, since the comms network in this empire is apparently worthless. Sucks her brother's basically Fulgrim, tho.

Man, this chick is as literal as an Imperial Fist. @aeterio - I believe there's an "asshole" exception to that - considering they were essentially genociding the civilian population of the region, turn-about is fair play. Also, they probably had the option of just leaving the empire and leaving...

I'm going to assume he's on the tipsy side this evening.

I'm assuming the "no killing" (probably more accurately, "no murder") thing doesn't extend to zombies?