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Oh, so she just up and seduced a baby paladin. I mean, yeah, gotta survive, but I feel bad for the dude.

Whilst the kneejerk reaction is that he's an asshole for abandoning someone who's clearly in bad shape in a place with zombie,s I'd frankly not be inclined to have deadweight following me in such a situation. Once he established she wasn't a zombie, he did free her, which gave her a chance she...

@NineTails - don't want none, don't start none. Jayna clearly spelled out that gossip is the weapon of choice of noble ladies to defeat rivals; as amply demonstrated in the first timeline, Angel fully intends to use it to fatal purpose (on multiple targets). A direct confrontation like this is...

*Metallica's For Whom the Bell Tolls begins to play*

On the one hand, throwing a book at someone is rude. On the other, strangling a person who was trying to check on you is extremely rude. On the gripping hand, guilt-tripping a master-class magician with PTSD to owe you one is awesome, so carry on, madam!

Was this dude not even aware that she was already seeing a useless quack doctor the whole three years she was living in his house?! You'd think the expenses at the very least would have tipped him off - shouldn't he have been curious as to what services were being paid for? And the first thing...

'kay, yes, ball, nice -anyway FUCKING DEMON KING

I begin to suspect a fair bit of the miscommunication between these two is due to Winter's family, although I'm sure Violet's family has a part to play that hasn't come up yet. Also, Winter - if you're such a "great negotiator," how the FETH did you miss how disappointed and upset your wife...

Violet: But it's a nice table... I know, let's do this To The Pain! MEANWHILE Winter: *has chosen violence*

Just as long as it doesn't isekai the Nimitz offshore of Oahu before dawn local time on 7 December 1941.

I know we probably won't get it, but I would love to know the fate of the bandit-turned-doctor - such a shame that his desire for penitence was turned aside like that.

... I hope the dad is a better parent than the scummy mom.

sadly, that "last-resort" method is likely never used because candidates are minted worldwide. Daily.

Third-best SCP waifu - Furry-Slayer

Dude... if you're lucky... they'll call you father in couple years or so.

Like the Battle of the Somme wasn't fething terrifying enough - what the hell did Martin due to invoke the thing?

Found the gue'vesa

I DID NOT READ A PIZZA CHAPTER TO START CRYING AGAIN, SCP-4999 😭

I just started crying - this is up there with the granny in the teddy bear who tries to heal everything. 😭

@Paladin_T - but which one is Omegon?