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If she massaged my back like that? No need to break out the tiddies. Cut me a deal to keep up the back massages and I'd sell out anyone.

Goddamn. Okay straight into the ol Fridging trope right outta the gate?

My brother in christ, did you see the absolute AIRTIME she caught off that bar of soap? My GOD. :kek: :aquadrink:

Bro is about to get that Snu-Snu (perhaps x2)

:lol: :aquadrink: :kek::kek::kek: This fuckin' slop KILLS me. I'm shocked he didnt accidentally fuck her in this whole incident.

Oh yeah its all coming together. Hideout: [Secured] OP Clanker maid: [Secured] Doggo: [???] Uh... ]

Blueballed on the RMS Titanic revealed.

Dangerzone detected :fml:

Well well well! Good work Kodera! Y'know we all can see who's name is on the cover and all but wouldn't that be a fuggin' twist if she didn't win?

Reading this after watching the Neurosama Subathon along with Evil and Vedal having long debates about personhood and free will.... it hits different :aquadrink: :fml: :meguuusad:

Somebody learned something new about themselves :lol: :meguupog:

* teleports behind you * "Nothing personal, kid"

I fucking love it looks like Rui is looking straight at us while delivering the line about how dense the MC is. I choose to believe the fucking MC is SO dense that it broke the 4th wall and even she cant believe shes trapped in this fucking storyline. ... I have mixed questions on this. I mean...

Look im not normally one to fall for the shipping of a brother sister pairing here... but imma make an exception. This shit right here? I'd have shot a load so large and dense it would have collapsed into a Gootron Star. A star born of an unimaginably fat load.

If my childhood friend looked like that and showed up in a maid outfit like that... My brother's in Christ, I'd have shot a load clear into low solar orbit around Alpha Centari.

About tree fitty, and my extensively curated collection of shitposts. Also an entire crate of panties as collateral.

OPEN UP! Consider yourself added to my follow list and added to my follow friends 💛. Now keep those hands where I can see them! :salute:

Ah good ol' Tim B^Uckley Disease. (The man behind the webcomic Ctrl+Alt+Del, and Loss.jpg) This horrible disease is characterized by the inability to draw any other face except the same one... over and over again, see fig. A below. Currently there is no cure, but through a regular treatment of...

How much to get my (extensive) follow list to shitpost one last time at my burial?