"What is it? What is it? What is that, what is that, what is it? Oh no, not the bees! Not the bees! Aaaaah! My eyes! My eyes! Aaaaah!" - Omiya, probably.
"I've sworn my purity as a knight! There's no way I will give something that precious to a man like you!!"
And that's the story of how anal sex was first introduced (heh) in the kingdom.