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does anyone wanna be put on my tomodachi life island

everyone wants an eldritch horror gf until she asks you out on a date by making animals drop from the sky into ur front yard and making their blood splatter into the name of the restaurant

me if you even care

trying to flirt with a robot mechanic on the pilots bay but her terms of use don't allow her to generate sensitive content :/

i'm being watered 🌱 growing big strong

oh ok ... i thought the 250 was your birth year..... back to the drawing board then

pirate group because we all have scurvy

i haven't done any mechsploitation work in a while i can't believe i'm so off my game

puppy girlfriend who buries your car keys in the backyard after a fight so you have to go find them and dig them up at 5 in the morning

oh ... it's peak . ..

i don't play games sorry this trend doesn't work on me

we need to invent a way to give people functional tails imagine sleeping with a girl who has a big fluffy fox tail and she lets you cuddle with it while she holds you