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YESSSS GIVE ME RANDOM UNCALLED FOR DRAMA FOR THE SAKE OF GIVING ME RANDOM ASS DRAMA MR AUTHOR YESSSSSS THAT'S AWESOME STORYTELLING WOOOOO EVERYONE IS CLAPPING AND CHEERING
what a fucking retarded plan, he's better off admitting he just wanted her to slap him than pretending it made any sense whatsoever, anything he did immediately gets eclipsed one second later by not sticking to it to begin with