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they're gonna write medical journals about what Ooshibu did to himself, man.

"You'll never defeat me, magnet principal oldyoungman, I-Santa Claus-made an alliance with the rats" "FUCK YOU, SANTA CLAUS, I WANT TO THINK ABOUT MY DEAD SITUATIONSHIP!!!"

"dude...stop being a chaser" "BUT BEING A CHASER'S ALL I KNOW!" "...fuckin'...of course it is. Go to hell."

...We're never gonna learn who the fuck is a real life alchemist in this universe making straight up love potions, are we?

SHE TURNED MY ENTIRE STATE INTO A WEAPON CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN CSM

"Pan...was Van?!" "...Wait, actually, in retrospect, the weirdly van-shaped incredibly strong monster whose name rhymed with his seems kind of obvious. What do you think, Dan the Unspecified Armored Monster?" ".......Man i don't fuckin' know"

BETRAYED BY MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND: TURNS OUT HE WAS GAY THE WHOLE TIME. NOW I'M NEARLY 30 AND CAN'T GET ANY DICK DESPITE BEING THE GREATEST HERO?! new light novel series out never.

"You know, I was asking that to play into-oh my god are you vomiting" "IMSHSRORRYYYY"

PAGE 2 WAS MADE FOR ME, SPECIFICALLY

"Ahahah, this shit rocks" "who are you" "I LEAVE~!" "...He left a diamond the size of my fucking tongue in here." "Dude. Nice."

"TIS I! THE TRANSGENDEVIL! YOU HAVE BEEN HORMONE REPLACEMENTED!!" "Are you an ally of the dick devil too?!" "...No? Who the fuck is that?"

Kyatapi land lore: Gods are real, and can be kinda bratty little kids about things.

....... What? No, I- Seriously, WHAT?! WHY IS HE DRINKING IRON-AND THE- HE CAN- WHY DOES THAT TURN HIM INTO FUCKING MAGNETO ?? ? ? ?? ? ? ? ?? ? ? ???

"Heero...like that guy from Gundam?" "Yeah, like that guy from Gundam" "..." "..." "Wait what-" "HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW BALL-?!"

IT'S NOT OVAH YET...! WE'RE NOT FINISHED YET...!!

"Ahaha it's like someone gave him an aphrodisiac." "..." "Wait oh fuck I gave him an aphrodisiac."

Dude, a perfectly good translation already existed...??

Idiots. Everyone on this island is an idiot.

She isn't very physically strong. She's gotta get some thugs to fight the thugs!

I mean, if you're gonna have a giant space princess in your story, you might as well use the concept.