> unidentified cave mushroom found
> dumbass tests said mushroom by feeding it to a person
> person doesnt immediately croak seconds after ingesting said mushroom
> mushroom must be safe to eat galaxy brain moment
> mushroom is in fact not safe to eat
> surprised pikachu face
> and this years darwin award goes to the mushroom club dumbass who doesnt know dick about how mushroom poisoning fucking works
> rest in piss mushroom club dumbass you will not be missed