Oh shit, birds are evolving into moe blobs!?
What if...
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENING TO HUMANS TOO!? IS THAT WHY THEY ARE CUTE ANIME GIRLS!? CAT GENES ARE SUBVERTING THE DNA OF ALL LIFE ON EARTH!? ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT SHALL BECOME MOE BLOBS!! I KNEW IT! EVERYONE SAID I WAS CRAZY! BUT I ALWAYS KNEW MY BEER GUT WAS MY TRANSFORMATION INTO A CUTE ANIME GIRL!! TAKE THAT DOUBTERS!! I SHALL BECOME MOEMOZ!! LOVE ME AND GO UWU!!