>Be me.
>Be badass yakuza.
>Gang is gone because of one guy.
>shit.jpg.
>Make crepes for a new living.
>Meet old rival one day.
>Says he's a househusband.
>"YOU PLAYIN' WITH ME?"
>Challenge him to a head-to-head bake off.
>Baked like our lives depended on it.
>Take pictures of it to see which gets more likes.
>No one liked it.
>Mfw