"Your honor, technically she's even older than me! You see, she was frozen in a sleeping spell for 30 years that stopped her from aging and the only way to break it was to kis- Wait! No! Don't call the guards! Stop dragging me off to the dungeon! I didn't finish explaining yet! What's this 'FBI' you speak of?!"
Dude was committed to his job bro. He said he would fix things and dove in without hesitation. Man's like a doctor. It's all business with patients.
He really had no ill-intent