You know I would probably do fine in Japan, I'm not a hugger or a kisser either. But, the concept of "pampering" and "spoiling" in Japan is very different from what I have experienced here in the US. It's funny to me that just praising someone for a 'job well done' can be considered spoiling. In other manga and anime, I've seen it that just hugging and unconditionally loving your children is considers "spoiling", it's interesting how different cultures can be.
And I never thought I would see and explanation of what a prolapsed anus was on these forums.