Is it safe to assume that non-capital bois are all zoomers? And well, there's a magical, secret button (two per keyboard) called Swift, you don't need All Caps to write capital letters! And every time I read an "i" pronoun a neuron of mine switches off to avoid going on rampage, specially if it's an English person. Next list: people who don't use subjects (specially the I) when they write and then get angry because they're misunderstood, start with BzzBzz. Btw, I can't avoid thinking you do LSD every time you say ESL as general excuse.