A Gyaru Manga in 3 Panels - Oneshot

[MangaDex]

 

[RWorld]

 

[Bones-dono]

And then coronavirus was born

 

[Aliamus]

 

[justforthelulz]

Oneshot, three panels, cliffhanger.

 

[aberdeus]

WU-WU-WATDUFUCK!?

 

[Titan0fPower]

Everyone's all confused and I'm like...
I'm into this.

 

[Serenata]

Is she friends with the hero? lol we're doomed

 

[Shrimperor]

Onepunch.ok

 

[DigiTheMelon]

Based Gyaru manga

 

[BookQueen]

*pulls out holy sword from the deleted 900th pannel

 

[Reikou]

Nothing to see here, just your average gyaru.

 

[Tamerlane]

I want to see her go on this grand adventure, fall in love with a cute boy, and devour the souls of the innocent

 

[MoonlightwolfchanX]

So that is where Corona virus came from. lol.

 

[nodamnbrakes]

Lol

 

[kaikalaila]

Gyaru bath water?!!

 

[WhimsiCat]

.........I mean, the translation is absolutely bad, as in, this is on rewrite territory, not even translation.
But the actual writing was also pretty wut I guess.

Going by the tiny raw page shown in the main page

Spoiler

Brown gal say something about yesterday 'the worst' thing happened.

Mask gal ask what happened, and I think she jokingly say 'did your boyfriend broke up with u or something?'

Brown gal then say the bit about Demon Lord Asmodeus having revived from the abyss (no, she didn't say anything about bringing ruin to humanity, just that it revived)

Mask gal pull out the sword and goes "....well, that is definitely 'the worst'" (written with calamity, furigana is the same 'saiyaku' brown gal used in page 1)

 

[Kuroww]

@WhimsiCat this translation or "rewrite" is significantly better than what you just said LMAO

 

[PTRB]

@whimsicat create your version, do it in MS Paint and use Comic Sans like a real G

 

[atgc]

The demon king's name isn't even Asmodeus. Wtf is this translation.

Granted, Asmosdesmos sounds fairly close.