"Gee, bug mom, I'm already trying my best not to have a complex over the fact that my human mom gave me a girl's name—now I have to deal with you trying to turn me into an actual girl, too? Couldn't we have at least talked about this first...?"
Poor kid. Too many bits of his existence have been overturned or threatened to be overturned this week. More than a kid should have to handle, even if everyone's being relatively nice about it.