A Shallow & Meaningless Discourse

[Letheliah]

Welcome to the inevitable and long-expected Your Waifu is Trash Game!!!​

HOW TO PLAY​

Just submit your waifu!
All waifus from any medium, be it anime, manga, TV, movie, game, hentai, cook book, back alley, et cetera, are welcome!
^{However not all waifus are equal, being that all the waifus under this post are clearly inferior trash to my top-tier waifu!~;)}

Submission should include your waifu's name (optional: where they come from), 1 to 5 pictures of your waifu in all their glory, any other unimportant info, and a statement of why your waifu is better than the waifu in the post above them and/or how your waifu would kick that waifu's ass.

Our waifus are good, pure committed waifus and would never ever cheat on us, so if there are any Repeat Waifus then those posting slanderers should be SHAMED for thinking they can get with somebody else's waifu! Unless cuckery is your thing, in which case, what do I care what your waifu is up to?

Only ONE waifu per post! HOWEVER I'm all for polyamory so feel free to come back with a side-waifu to fight again and keep the thread alive!
^{"But Letheliah," you say, "What is this double-standard you're imposing on our waifus?!" To which I reply, "俺を誰だと思ってやがる!!!" I'm just here to objectify waifus and I honestly feel so attacked right now...~}

Last but not least, HAVE FUN! We're here to share our love for our waifus while simultaneously tearing them down because really, they're all trash, just accept it already.

And on that note...

MAY THE WAIFU WARS COMMENCE!​

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My Waifu: 707 aka Luciel Choi aka Saeyoung Choi from Mystic Messenger (optional)
Very Important Facts:
[ul][*]Is a Genius Hacker God, Defender of Justice, 707!
[*]Is super rich from working as a super secret agent, and rolls in only the fastest and sexiest of cars!
[*]Is totally a virgin, Catholic, and uses humor to deflect because he doesn't know how to process emotions.
[*]Totally an S in the bedroom.
[*]Survives on a diet of memes, Honey Buddha Chips, and PhD Pepper.
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Your Waifu would Lose To My Waifu Because: 707 is perfect in every wayand has 0 flaws. He's way funnier than your waifu, and he looks better in a maid outfit to boot.

Pictures of My Majestic Waifu​

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Bring me your waifus!! Use the format below:

[color=#E89C9E] A CHALLENGER APPROACHES! [/color]

[b]My Waifu: [/b] [b]WAIFU NAME HERE[/b] from [i] WAIFU'S UNIVERSE HERE (optional) [/i]
[b]Very Important Facts:[/b] WHY YOUR WAIFU IS ESPECIALLY TRASHY OR WHATEVER, IDC WHAT YOU WRITE
[b]Your Waifu would Lose To My Waifu Because:[/b] WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS...

[b]Pictures of My Trashcan Waifu[/b]
[img] WOAH YOU CAN PUT THE URL TO THE IMAGE HERE YO! [/img]

 

[Alraisen]

I'll... play your game...
Waifu: Hatsune Miku

Important facts:
She is objectively superior because she is closer to actually *existing* than any other. Her more fluctuable traits, being them long hair, concerningly slender figure and having 16 years old, make her instead to be the most defined in what matters: the feelings she can convey. It has saved thousands of people by being their voice, or by letting people hear it, and if we make existence a question of perception (thus avoiding the fact that objective reality would mean she is not real, because she is different for everyone), how does the fact that the feelings of gratitude can equal those directed to a real person, when she appears on stage, not make her real?

Your waiful will lose to mine before even starting. Yours is only a product of just one person (the author) that has set the rules for its interactions. While mine is a phenomenon that is shattering the slim wall of glass you call reality.

Spoiler

 

[sterven]

been

 

[pandascepter]

necros with you.