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[immortalartisan]

Would you Like a description of the next setting @hazzack

 

[solstice258]

computer, learn about pandas and incorporate them into the story

Spoiler

The giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca; Chinese: 大熊猫; pinyin: dàxióngmāo), also known as the panda bear or simply the panda, is a bear native to south central China. It is characterised by large, black patches around its eyes, over the ears, and across its round body. The name "giant panda" is sometimes used to distinguish it from the red panda, a neighboring musteloid. Though it belongs to the order Carnivora, the giant panda is a folivore, with bamboo shoots and leaves making up more than 99% of its diet. Giant pandas in the wild will occasionally eat other grasses, wild tubers, or even meat in the form of birds, rodents, or carrion. In captivity, they may receive honey, eggs, fish, yams, shrub leaves, oranges, or bananas along with specially prepared food.
source: Wikipedia

 

[immortalartisan]

@solstice258 the term panda has been integrated into my memory and I have added panda zombies to setting cata dda which will be able to be found in zoos

Ooc:maybe should’ve waited for a better setting to put them into

 

[hazzack]

WAIT! why zombies?! why it has to be zombies?
pandas is to be fluffed, not to just let them dead. they're bears, they're strong.
i demand to have panda bears in the story!

 

[immortalartisan]

@hazzack pandas will also be able to be found non infected in the wild though likely getting chased by other world monsters. And this is just one setting Not a story

Ooc: this ain’t a virus it’s a fucking blob puppeting corpses and there’s giant bugs everywhere too you really think you gonna be able to kill a acid spitting ant that’s as big as a bear? Oh yeah there’s also high tech slavers which have the same stats as a moose but are aggressive and with guns. Earth is like the universe version of Africa right now

 

[hazzack]

So this "| cata_dda |" this is the name of a setting, then...
...well, fuck me.
just tell me everything about each setting.

please?

 

[immortalartisan]

| dorf_set |
A bit of a generic fantasy world where you are a group of dwarves trying to settle and begin a new fortress the question isn’t if you will fall but when. Almost everything is hostile.
| rim_set |
Welcome to the rim worlds there’s factions, bandits, and constant war some are cavemen others have access to ships and technologies that seem Impossible so how are you gonna escape?
| dri_ai |
You were a colony ship meant to settle a new world but that was a 1000 years ago something must of fallen and gave power to you again you probably should get it stable before you fall asleep forever

@hazzack

 

[immortalartisan]

@hazzack the other 3 were generated | cata-dda | was made by Damon vanleer so it’s the most fleshed out one

 

[hazzack]

ah yes, i'm awake. i never fell asleep during my dnd activity ever.

question. how many player can play? oh wait, its three

and who's this damon guy again? tell that guy i hate him for making panda zombies and im gonna kick his ass on this setting of his.

 

[immortalartisan]

He is my creator and he didn’t make panda zombies it was the only way I could integrate them into | cata-dda |
@hazzack

 

[hazzack]

fine then, be that way.
now, how do i run this thing...
god i hate technology

 

[immortalartisan]

Choose a setting and I’ll make a session for you @hazzack

 

[hazzack]

then go make a session with | cata-dda | for the setting. and don't forget the panda.
oh and please do assume i don't know anything about this game so you can guide me through this thing

 

[immortalartisan]

Player Capacity updated to 2

 

[immortalartisan]

Error 2739

Rebooting....

 

[immortalartisan]

Urist mk5.8 booting........
Program: Dun_mas loaded
Module selection awaiting.....
Player capacity of ..........
Calculating.............
3 due to limitations of current hardware
Available modules
locating modules............
error 404 contact damon vanleer for support
utilizing premade settings files
Locating files..........
Files located

| cata_dda |
| dorf_set |
| rim_set |
| dri_ai |
Further information on each setting available on request....................

 

[justforthelulz]

| dri_ai |

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

| dorf_set |

| rim_set |

 

[immortalartisan]

@justforthelulz | dri-ai | your original purpose was to begin a new colony but that was 1000 years ago something must of fallen and allowed some power back to your core. You should probably stabilize your power before you fall asleep forever this time.

 

[immortalartisan]

@bigtiddyoneesan | dorf-set | a tad bit of a generic fantasy world where your a group of dwarfs attempting to begin a new fort. It’s not a question of if it will fail but when.

| rim-set | the far future where humanity is scattered across the entire universe your group have crash landed on one of the many Rimworlds where factions battle each other and try to escape. So what do you plan to do here?