What I'm waiting for is the bit where he's all "The Four Dragons! The four dragons were there!!!" and his hosts are like "Really? Did you get a good look at them?" "Well, no, it was dark, but one of them jumped into the sky and one of them stared into my very soul and there was a huge claw---" "My lord, you need rest. Perhaps you made too much haste in your journey here and have been worrying too much about affairs of state." "What?! But I! But they!!! I really saw them!" "Of course, my lord. A bath and your bed have been prepared."