"In a world where deadlines are king and spreadsheets never sleep, one employee dares to defy the laws of nature. But a hero must rise. I'm telling you now, if you come in here looking like you've been coughed on by a swamp creature again, I'm going to have to make the toughest call of my life. You're fired. Get out of my office. But for real, go home and get some rest. That's an order."
Don't remember where I read this, but it was something like that, but more longer