Alt Account Trap! - Ch. 8

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if this moron DARES talk about his retard ass imaginary crush in the next chapter after getting the peak show of devotion from a girl that SPLICITLY talked about marrying him and being his perfect wife, I'm going to find a way to materialize his dumbass face and crush it with a hammer
 
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Loads of people already grip their dicks hard as fuck when they jerk anyway
Actually, that can cause you problems in your sex life - since actual women don't tend to have gorilla grip pussies, it's a known sex issue that men get so used to strangling their son with all their might, that when they have sex it they can't cum.
A similar thing can happen from having too fast of a stroke.
Essentially you get so used to how you do it yourself, you become a picky dick.
So most people aren't straining themselves too hard when they're draining themselves. :smugnako:

Not saying it will happen if you are literally choking your chicken, just that it can happen - and that training to have a Popeye physique is a major cause.
 
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Actually, that can cause you problems in your sex life - since actual women don't tend to have gorilla grip pussies, it's a known sex issue that men get so used to strangling their son with all their might, that when they have sex it they can't cum.
A similar thing can happen from having too fast of a stroke.
Essentially you get so used to how you do it yourself, you become a picky dick.
So most people aren't straining themselves too hard when they're draining themselves. :smugnako:

Not saying it will happen if you are literally choking your chicken, just that it can happen - and that training to have a Popeye physique is a major cause.
Oh, I know about death grip syndrome, yeah. It's not really backed by any medical stuff and urologists usually give other explanations like anxiety, diabetes, medications like SSRIs, that sort of thing. I feel like more research is needed into this sort of thing either way though. Literally couldn't hurt
 
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if this moron DARES talk about his retard ass imaginary crush in the next chapter after getting the peak show of devotion from a girl that SPLICITLY talked about marrying him and being his perfect wife, I'm going to find a way to materialize his dumbass face and crush it with a hammer
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Oh, I know about death grip syndrome, yeah. It's not really backed by any medical stuff and urologists usually give other explanations like anxiety, diabetes, medications like SSRIs, that sort of thing. I feel like more research is needed into this sort of thing either way though. Literally couldn't hurt
Vaginismus?
 
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The age of jerking it alone and sauce-chasing is over!
Saddle UP!!! 'cause cowgirl position
Listen to her, and she will lead our dumbass MC into orgasmic heaven!
She! Is!! MEGAWIFE!!!

I know at least some of you know the meme
 
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I'm a very dominant man when it comes to the bedroom but if any of my exes had acted like her things would've been very different
 

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