Alt Account Trap!
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As of I'm writing this, there's 2 chapters published, and I'm going to drop the story and review it here, spoilers ahead.
The first chapter shows potential, it builds up a concept that is known and used (alt account, anonymous naughty account, etc, blackmail) and with a unique artstyle I thought I was going in for a ride.
I was not, my disappointment far exceed the fact that crocodiles can't have sex with humans.
But the characters are bland and their sex felt so awkward and boring, and the unique artstyle don't really help it somehow? There's a lot of Western artist with really chibi-ish, chubby-ish and looks disturbing af anatomical wise but I'd rather that than seeing the FMC bare tits in this artstyle and with their shitty build-up to sex "Oh hey, wanna help me film content? Uhh I'm not sure, let me ask my mom, c'mon dude it'll be fun, just do it bro why not, well sure."
I've been playing Facebook Roleplay and I swear to god the 15 years old I messaged when I was 14 can make up better plot and build-up than this. Oh I don't know, how about... "Hey, I'll let you seggs me if you post me on your profile" or "If you don't sex me, I'm doxxing yo ass." and "Maybe I can model for you because your content is falling off lil bro." like idk I'm not that good BUT PLEASE try hiring actual scriptwriters instead of giving a million monkeys million of years to type and be so disappointed to not have Shakespeare that you pull this random shit out instead..
Listen, I'm literally a big fat loser who's a moderator in 3 discord servers and regularly browse reddit to anger bait yet I'm not even hard after scrolling through their entire sex scene in chapter 2. That's how low this is, if you're jerking off to this I highly encourage you to start a GoFundMe for your psychiatrist to get themselves some psychiatrist sessions.
The FMC gave off "Yandere you're mine heehehhehehehehe" vibes cus she somehow tracks him down and maybe they'll dive into that in future chapters because of the way she acts when he mentioned how "this is just online relationship right bro?" but for now I'm very disappointed the way she acts in her debut and first impression matters,
and the MC have the potential to be somewhat of a "I'm too cool for school" or "I'm a nerd who's secretly very into niche stuff and can yap about art" but they dumb him down to being the generic dick in the hood. He has about as much personality as another angry bla- ahem, blentlemen from hentai.
Art is the fundemental building block of a thriving civilization, and I'm not letting my kids reading something this horribly-put-together any time soon. Everyone deserves good and well-thought porn.
Do better.
Sign- SAVI.
The first chapter shows potential, it builds up a concept that is known and used (alt account, anonymous naughty account, etc, blackmail) and with a unique artstyle I thought I was going in for a ride.
I was not, my disappointment far exceed the fact that crocodiles can't have sex with humans.
But the characters are bland and their sex felt so awkward and boring, and the unique artstyle don't really help it somehow? There's a lot of Western artist with really chibi-ish, chubby-ish and looks disturbing af anatomical wise but I'd rather that than seeing the FMC bare tits in this artstyle and with their shitty build-up to sex "Oh hey, wanna help me film content? Uhh I'm not sure, let me ask my mom, c'mon dude it'll be fun, just do it bro why not, well sure."
I've been playing Facebook Roleplay and I swear to god the 15 years old I messaged when I was 14 can make up better plot and build-up than this. Oh I don't know, how about... "Hey, I'll let you seggs me if you post me on your profile" or "If you don't sex me, I'm doxxing yo ass." and "Maybe I can model for you because your content is falling off lil bro." like idk I'm not that good BUT PLEASE try hiring actual scriptwriters instead of giving a million monkeys million of years to type and be so disappointed to not have Shakespeare that you pull this random shit out instead..
Listen, I'm literally a big fat loser who's a moderator in 3 discord servers and regularly browse reddit to anger bait yet I'm not even hard after scrolling through their entire sex scene in chapter 2. That's how low this is, if you're jerking off to this I highly encourage you to start a GoFundMe for your psychiatrist to get themselves some psychiatrist sessions.
The FMC gave off "Yandere you're mine heehehhehehehehe" vibes cus she somehow tracks him down and maybe they'll dive into that in future chapters because of the way she acts when he mentioned how "this is just online relationship right bro?" but for now I'm very disappointed the way she acts in her debut and first impression matters,
and the MC have the potential to be somewhat of a "I'm too cool for school" or "I'm a nerd who's secretly very into niche stuff and can yap about art" but they dumb him down to being the generic dick in the hood. He has about as much personality as another angry bla- ahem, blentlemen from hentai.
Art is the fundemental building block of a thriving civilization, and I'm not letting my kids reading something this horribly-put-together any time soon. Everyone deserves good and well-thought porn.
Do better.
Sign- SAVI.
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VERY COOOOOL.
- BakedBanana, signing off.
- BakedBanana, signing off.
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korean manhwa fell off hard, but at least this one isn't as bad as the others so far. mmc has a bit of a backbone and fmc is cute and her yandere developments are fun to read. the smut pads out the chapters and makes things strangely funny too, it just somehow works. definitely belongs in the same class as IR or healer of "storied light hentai" ig?
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how in the fuck did a porno get top 10
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We will never know
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I haven't follow a pornhwa in forever. It was the time when Learning the Hard Way/ Tofu Cuties/ Silent War was still going. I know the artist for Learning the Hard Way is doing work on a new story but I'm not a fan of character designs over there.
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Many people followed this show (approximately 11k) which is enough to make it the top 10 recently popular title.
but don't panic it will get out of that soon, since the top 10 only includes the most followed titles that has been added on the next 30 days or so.
Still, I cannot believe that that many people followed this trainwreck shit show.
Most pornhwas has like 1k average followers and almost empty chapter comments.
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The FMC looks nice, but that's about all the praise you can give this. The thing is you can't carry a story on sex appeal alone, and if the story is dogshit then the remaining "quality" is the sex itself which isn't great either (not at all helped by the longstrip format and censors). It's not like there isn't a thousand other doujinshi with girls of that body type getting dicked. Unless you're a teen and this is literally your first exposure, it's not great.
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I won't expect much from the story, but thanks for the translations!
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Anything similar to this plot wise? Or is it a one of a kind atm?
I'm insulted by the thought that you think "Have sex with me for content" porn is rare enough that it's one of a kind. But also I'm glad by the thought that you're not down bad enough to know more
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10/10 i like it bc she so me fr
