April Fool's Collection 2019 - Ch. 84 - Oversimplified SCP - SCP-???? (ch 84)

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Ha I kinda knew that the foundation would try to cover up the truth
 
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Cool chapter, but the last couple of pages aren't loading for some reason; I think it's the DDOSs again.

Gonna try F5ing again, I think the connection improved...
 
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WARNING: DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM YOUR SCREEN. DO NOT INVESTIGATE UNKNOWN NOISES/PRESENCES. MAINTAIN COMPLETE SILENCE. DO NOT MOVE.
This is an automated message. You are receiving this message because this webcrawler has detected the presence of an extranormal cognitive hazard embedded in web content. All attempts at automated mitigation of this cognitohazard has failed. This content has been classified as a SEVERE (3) threat entity with sentient, hostile, and propagative properties pending manual intervention. In order to minimize adverse effects please follow the listed instructions:

1) DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM YOUR SCREEN.
2) MAINTAIN COMPLETE SILENCE. DO NOT MOVE.
3) If you sense noises or a presence from areas out of clear sight, DO NOT INVESTIGATE.
4) If you are touched or experience unknown tactile contact, DO NOT MOVE. DO NOT INVESTIGATE.
5) Do not attempt to communicate distress under any circumstance.
6) Maintain eye contact with the following counter-action image below. Minimize blinking.

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Once again:
DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM YOUR SCREEN.
DO NOT INVESTIGATE UNKNOWN NOISES/PRESENCES.
MAINTAIN COMPLETE SILENCE. DO NOT MOVE.

Failure to follow these instructions may cause significant and irreparable harm. Response personnel have been dispatched and will be on site to neutralize the threat shortly. Please cooperate with all instructions and personnel. For your own personal safety, do not interfere with containment and/or termination procedures.
Incident Tracker
XIN: 134000584
Entity: KTE-9388-Silver-Blit-Pygmalion
Confidence: 99.651%
Severity: 3
Status: Active
Casualties To Date: 1032
Metadata: {
"DAS": "Hostile",
"Tags": [ "Sentient", "Cognitohazard", "Electronic", "Propagative", "Automation Failure" ]
}
 

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