See? There is a chance to marry the hottest girl around, while doing absolutely nothing for it and not move one millimeter out of your own comfort zone. I knew it.
And the justification will inevitably be "she's a forgotten childhood friend". I feel like this genre got all muddled up, because it's like it initially was a wish-fulfilment reader self-insert type of fantasy where it's like "even though you're a sad loser with no friends, you can have a super hot popular girlfriend", but then when you ask yourself, "why does this girlfriend like you despite being a sad loser with no friends?", the explanation is some super unlikely far-fetched thing like "you used to be extroverted and popular when you were 5 and she fell in love with you then and still likes you now even though you didn't see her for 10 years and forgot all about her and her feelings are totally unmoved by the fact that you're nothing like what you were and have no redeeming qualities whatsoever now", and like, I don't think even sad losers with no friends can relate to that in any way.
