I still find feet revolting but the MC really only has one real option here lads.
Step 1: Disregard schoolgirl, acquire MILF with literal superpowers [or maybe oyakodon? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
Step 2: spend your days getting ara ara’d into unconsciousness, waking just long enough to eat Hamburg steak.
Step 3: you both die of dehydration in 50 years with a VERY sore body. Arrive at Valhalla with your MILF in tow. THEN the real fun begins ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)