One year at Anime Central, I decided I needed to touch up my makeup. Being a crossplayer but not being excessively stupid, I went to the mens' room for this. The mirror doesn't give a shit. Now the bathrooms in the Hyatt at the time were at opposite ends of a T-shaped hallway. The bottom of the T opened into the main hall, the left fork of the T was the mens' room, and the right fork of the T went to the womens' room. Anyway, I'm standing there in my pink frilly dress and all fixing my lipstick when this poor bastard walks in on my left, sees what I am doing, and thinks "Oh, I must have walked into the womens' room by mistake." So he reverses course and starts walking the other way.
I turned my head just as he was turning the corner into the womens' room. Discretion being the better part of valor and all, I decided my best course of action was to bail the fuck out. I was walking into the main hall just as the screaming started...
Wherever you are dude, I'm sorry, and I hope you didn't go to jail, lol.