No mechanical pencils unless you are a 6th grade. (Page 2)
That's one weird rule, do they think the younger grades will hurt themselves or something? Actually I think I know why, those kids would probably eat the lead from the pencils..
For such a perfect guy, the new guy sure doesn't know when to read a contract when he gets one. I wonder if there will ever be a character who's smart enough to either read into the contract or doesn't give into their desires for bad? Would be interesting.