Brainrot Girlfriend - Ch. 1 - My Girlfriend has brainrot

[banjomarx]

My brain took critical dmg from trying to read ch1

 

[jak]

Yeah, this is cringey as hell

 

[Excalibro]

 

[braindeadandy]

No thanks

 

[yummyyummy]

that was so hard to read it gave me a headache

 

[jean-chuck]

S T H O P P H ! ! ! 💢 💢 💢
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

 

[KuroZer0]

Great power comes with great sacrifices.

She so hot… but you can’t fix that.

 

[Hard_jo]

So very sigma

 

[aloysiusks]

she's a lost cause, please end her suffering with a mercy killing.

 

[CulR]

Did you know many of the words and phrases Shakespeare used were made up by him?
What I'm saying is; this is the Shakespeare of our times!

Also, what's a "gyatt"? I see that word used all the time and apparently just vocalized excitement, but it seems to have a more firm meaning when I see it used.

this is just younger gen z lingo/meme-speak

 

[YoisakiEru]

hell nah wtf is this

 

[KinshinReaper]

I don't understand the brainrot lingo but I can still somewhat understand the general purpose of each "sentence". Reading so many badly translated Chinese wuxia novels has been a useful skill to acquire. Although it still feels like I'm going to get brain-dead from reading it XD

 

[wallsg]

I don't know why it took so long for me to remember this one...

 

[Eighty-six]

Don't stick your pp in brainrot UwU

Do--don't challenge me with a go--good ti--

I'm sorry, I can't even pretend I'd try

 

[chairlight]

Are the kids inventing a new language so ours IA overlord do not understand them ?
Are they planning a revolution against the all mighty GPT ?

That genuinely sounds like a good pitch for a series idea. It could go dystopian where brain rot users are the only survivors. Or go parody or any number of directions.

 

[Dionaea]

Ah. This must be a psychological horror manhoa

 

[Airwave2k2]

My IQ dropped a standard deviation deciphering this. And I still don't know if i comprehended anything. A register with word explanation would be extraordinary?

 

[DeadBunny03]

Holy shit, this hurts my brain

 

[N2O]

Oh dear lord what have we created

 

[GrumpyGizmo]

Yikes