shes Australian??? I need her to tell me an advice to survive there later.
Let’s see if you ever meet the homeless guy on the bench DO NOT give him a dollar. He gets very angry and will literally chase you. He still hates me.
Always have sunscreen and an umbrella on you because the weather here likes to fucking change every five minutes.
Never and I mean NEVER stare at people for more than two seconds. They will notice and give you dirty looks. Don’t ask me how I know.
When crossing the road, DO NOT take your sweet time. Get across quickly or you’ll probably end up getting run over.
If you go to any bars, NEVER hit on the girl named Rosa with the red hair. Trust me. Just don’t.
There is ALWAYS traffic when you’re on the road, so leave around 11 if you don’t want to spend your entire life sitting in a car.
And finally, NEVER trust people who are way too friendly for their own good. If they’re being that nice, something is definitely wrong.
Never fall for the propaganda these mfs. Tell you
