One of the local restaurants has a sandwich named after a guy who was a standout basketball player (15 years back) at the nearby university. I give you...
the Emmenecker.
A fried pork tenderloin, an 8 ounce burger patty, a pound of brisket, two fried chicken breasts, four slices of thick cut bacon, 6 fried cheese sticks, smothered in two kinds of cheese sauce, on a bun with a spicy pickle. And then a pound of waffle french fries for good measure. 5 pounds of food, something like 7500 calories. Eat it in under 15 minutes and it's free.
(No, I've never tried it, and honestly I don't want to - that just doesn't look like fun at all.)