I don't think I'll be here when the milestone comes up, but I'll add the list later.
Also I'm betting on
@a_singular_strike winning.

Through all of my hardships and all of my suffering I have finally found peace, salvation in pain, deliverance in tears, bliss in freedom.
Chasing something as vain, as fleeting as the 1k scores, is truly a fool's errand. Oh, how ephemeral are the 1k's, just as mist quickly develops and also quickly fades away again.
To hang one’s heart on earthly forum scores is a seduction of the foolish world.
How easily does unfair competition form;
How the roiling masses rush forth and tear apart,
Until every dream, dashed to pieces, crumbles in ruins.
No, I have ascended, became free of these mortal coils, broke these earthly chains. Through enlightenment I have become something much greater, much grander. As a receptable of divine will I come to you, heralding a message of utmost importance:
The victory will be mine next time, for sure.
