oh so many people challenging me in horrifying ways to kill people? cool, cool.
breathes in deeply
juuuuusst, ripoffallofhisfingernnailsandtoenails,skinhisdick,woohoo!hotpokertotheeyes!slowroasthisleftarmontopofafireprickhisfingertips,shoveaspiderinawatersoluablejaruphisassslowlylowerhimintoapitfullofdaddylonglegspiders,killallhislovedones(ifhehasany)byamputatingthemslowlythenburningthestumpssothattheydon'tdieofbloodloss,usenecromancymagictobringthembackasundeadtietheminchainsandputthemjustoutofreachoftheguardianandthenorderthemtotryandeathim,breathesindeeplyagainslowlypourvinegaronhisrightarmarmatasteadypacetoslowlyburnhimwithacid,skinhischestandrubsaltalloverit,dunkhisleftleginsidesomewaterfilledwithleeches,slowlysplithistoungeintwowithaveryhotknife. and thats without adding magic to the mix. if we add that to the mix, you can~ enhancetheirpainreceptorsbytwentythousandpercent,usewindmagictoplowcoldwindoverthatskinneddickinstillnightmaresintothem,connectthememotionallytoeverysinglepersonthey'vewrongedintheirlives,allthewhileusinghealingmagicjuusst enoughtokeepthemalive formore
That was fun