I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt this way. Well, I'd definitely go for wasabi octopus but still.
It wasn't a pizza-pizza. It's just azuki (really sweet beans) paste put on "crust" like you'd put jam on toast or something from the sound and look of it. Which, is still kind of a "mind your own business" thing regarding the tabasco I suppose, but calling that a pizza is a bit of a ways off from the normal use of the word and it's likely not a thing anyone would usually associate with tabasco.The fuck do you care if I put tabasco sauce on my pizza?