For reference, spinning_donuts also does many chapters of this series—sometimes better than Player1, sometimes worse—but doesn't want them on MD because Player1 is already doing the series. However, Player1 didn't translate this announcement, so 🤷♂️.
God told me to fuck you
God told me to lick your crotch
God told me to tell you to suck my dick
He told me he likes to watch
Please believe me, baby, it surprised me too
When God told me to fuck you