I'm not a fan of most condiments. We tend to use vinegar in most of them, and I can't stand vinegar. The alternative versions of some condiments that use lemon/lime juice in place of it seem to work for me, but are not quite as readily available. I know of some hot sauce brands you can order online and such, but I mean, shipping glass bottles full of liquids? We have surly mailmen around here or something, if your package doesn't show up squashed and battered they'll probably just deliver it to your neighbors out of spite. I generally just add some variety of pepper powder to things if you'd normally eat it with vinegar based condiments.