I imagine the ex talking to the MC like:
"Ah, Virgin, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, Virgin. Maybe if you got rid of that virgin yee-yee ass hair color you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Senpai'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' smokin'. Virgiiiiiin"
"What?... oh, poopy head"