I guess the question is how are these idiots are going to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory next.
Akane's a dumpster fire but she's the only person in Saito's life that isn't constantly trying to manipulate him.
Saito is also a dumpster fire.
Akane thinks she's "winning" too easily because she's already married to him. So she divorces him to give the other girls a fair shot,not considering that Saito's incredibly poor living standards (eating sugar) means he shouldn't be on his own.