Thanks for the update! First part was hilarious! I didn't think it was possible for the misunderstanding to go even deeper.
2nd half was... yeah. A tough pill to swallow. Anhon, you are the emperor sure, but Yesuh is completely right here. You have no right to pry into her privacy when your relationship is mutually a business/contractual one, specifically one where each party only comes and goes once it is over. Sure, a sense/level of trust is involved in some form/way but not enough for you to bombard her with questions beyond her job description