Dad jokes thread

[Basic_human]

Let's make dad jokes, doesn't matter if it's suck or funny

 

[Justice88]

You should say "mucho" to your mexican friends, because it means a lot to them.

 

[Angry_Panda]

Buddy of mine asked if I wanted a frozen banana now, and I said, "no, but I want a regular banana later, so yeah."

 

[Robinisback]

The guy who cleans toilets in my apartment is my "Ski buddy".

 

[Basic_human]

That time I visit my buddy when he was a little sick and ask if he got a snack
he said "I got a plan"
So I said "what's the plan?"
And he reply "caramel 🍮"

 

[Nyanyan444]

One time I tried to compress my brother when he got fever but he ended up with a ZIP file.

 

[Basic_human]

One time I tried to compress my brother when he got fever but he ended up with a ZIP file.

Turn out quite RAR event

 

[Edo4169]

This is a dead fruit, not bread fruit, because it's sukun.

 

[Basic_human]

This is a dead fruit, not bread fruit, because it's sukun

Jokenya gk nyampe banyak orang awoakwok


Cuma ane sama dudul yang paham keknya

 

[Edo4169]

Jokenya gk nyampe banyak orang awoakwok


Cuma ane sama dudul yang paham keknya

Mikirin joke pake bahasa inggris susah bang.

 

[anasnaufal]

My friend's bakery was burned down yesterday, now his business is toast.

 

[Basic_human]

I had fisherman acquaintance, he easily get angry and i dont know why

probaby because he always get baited and reeled in a moment