2026 GachaDex containment thread

[BakedBanana]

ok boomer ฅ૮•ﻌ•აฅ

I will not save @Data_Gold when the GFG comes for her.

Hayase Watari

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

What's up guys?
Greetings ladies and gentlemen, hope I'm not too late. Pardon me as I look for snacks which fit my appetite.

...

Hmm... I'm having some trouble looking for things, I wonder why?

 

[Azurea_Mystis]

This humble minister(read as I have fuckall dexcoins) who decided to show up uninvited today is horny.

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

Why's the security here so slop-
realises that I teleported in because I was too anxious to talk to people on my way-
...secure?

Am I too early? Guess I'll just stand and walk around...
Hopefully I won't get so sweaty that the marker ink I used to draw a tie on my shirt will get wet.
Should've gotten a pair of eyeballs, man. Can't see sh*t. Well it's not like I'm gonna bump into any horny or evil people here.

 

[TheTopAdventure]

Jesus Christ can you people just give me the time to sleep like a normal person

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

Huh? Did I hear someone? Sounds like a child or maybe one of those annoying rich people?
Speaking of money I think I have about 16k DexCoins left -Oh but the event is over... Maybe I can sell them in the black market? Or is it the blue market because MangaDex is orange?
Let me just take out my phone and look up the colour wheel...
...
DARN IT!

 

[Angry_Panda]

I'll just leave these pies here for now; Luhu contributed the fillings and I handled the crusts and baking.

(Please ignore the pallet of cream pies that the Resistance will be using to start the mother of all pie fights later on.)

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

Oooooh, smells like something good.
Cartoonishly floats towards the pies; following the aroma.

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

The highest tier cards I got, btw.